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Alan Shore

I have the utmost respect for the law. No, really.

Birthdate:
8 June 1962
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External Services:
  • alan_shore@livejournal.com
  • WalkerATAT AIM status
"I'm an embezzler. We'll get lunch."

"does anybody wanna be anything
out of the ordinary?" asks the
instructor. the smartest kid
in class, who comes to school
drunk, raises his hand & says
"yes, sir. i'd like to be a
dollar sir"


(Disclaimer: RP journal for The Practice's (and Boston Legal's!) Alan Shore. I do not own him, although I do wish to marry him. Community can be found at theatrical_muse.)

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baseball, changing the subject, farming apples, hijacking conversations, hockey, legal nitpicking, myself, nearly getting disbarred, sarcasm, self-humiliation (apparently), sesquipedalianism, sewer fishing, synchronized scotch sipping, tempting fate

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