alan_shore: How could this have escaped my notice?In

Alan Shore (

alan_shore) wrote,
@ 2006-03-15 22:48:00

Current mood:

motivated

How could this have escaped my notice?

In other news, Melissa was kind enough to gift me with some flowers. Is daycare among our services here?

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	hoyt_woodrow 2006-03-16 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it a little early to order Christmas cards? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alan_shore 2006-03-16 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Yes. On the other hand, for those of us forced to eke out an existence on a police officer's miserable salary, they're probably less expensive this time of year. ...is there a reason you're asking? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	hoyt_woodrow 2006-03-16 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	Just making sure I'm still on your list. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alan_shore 2006-03-16 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Have you done anything that would give me reason to cross you off? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	brad_chase 2006-03-16 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Just the uplifing message our profession needs. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alan_shore 2006-03-16 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Thirty dollars gets you a print. The site charges ten, but I need incentive to continue my artistic pursuits. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alan_shore 2006-03-18 03:41 am UTC (link)
	I took the liberty of creating a poster more appropriate to your office. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	brad_chase 2006-03-18 05:10 am UTC (link)
	I'm not paying you. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alan_shore 2006-03-18 06:06 am UTC (link)
	I'll consider it another favor owed. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	jon_r_meyers 2006-03-16 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Can't even disagree with you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alan_shore 2006-03-16 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	No; that would require thought. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	jon_r_meyers 2006-03-16 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	No, disagreeing would require lying and being illusional about my own ethics. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alan_shore 2006-03-17 12:03 am UTC (link)
	You're capable of doing all that without thought? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	kara_marie 2006-03-16 11:01 am UTC (link)
	Woah, Alan Shore! Even in your professional head shot you're looking kind of... weathered. Like, BAGS. I can only imagine how bad those bags must be WITHOUT MAKEUP. :-( You should try this book I'm reading. I bet it could help with that! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alan_shore 2006-03-17 12:32 am UTC (link)
	You've seen me without makeup, Kara Keating, and somehow managed to avoid running screaming from the room. Imagination isn't necessary. With the weathering? I thought that was Photoshop's intended purpose. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	kara_marie 2006-03-17 12:37 am UTC (link)
	You've obviously been working WAY too hard. You look TERRIBLE. You should try these books I'm reading!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alan_shore 2006-03-17 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Try them as what? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	Email elizabeth_jacks 2006-03-16 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Mr. Alan, Please do not use hot pink on campaign posters. It makes you look like gay boy. Did you get nose job? Oh, and picture makes you look confused, or like you need to go to potty. Nice tie. Sincerely, Elizabeth Rose Jacks PS. Have you been dieting? You look skinny in picture. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Email alan_shore 2006-03-17 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Dear Elizabeth, My campaign posters will feature nothing but red, white and blue. That should win me the French vote. No, I've never had a nose job. I suppose I'll take that as a compliment. The picture is of me looking innocent. Thank you. Have you thought about making your own poster? Sincerely, Alan Shore P.S. Hot pink is slimming. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Email elizabeth_jacks 2006-03-17 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Dear President Shore, French people can't vote for our President. They can't even make French fries. Ummmm. No. I made two! One is serious, one is silly. Your voting friend, Elizabeth Rose Jacks PS. Yes, but is still gay. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	melissa_hughes_ 2006-03-16 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	And don't forget there is a BIG ass bouquet where those came from. winks and resumes typing (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alan_shore 2006-03-17 12:18 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't want to deflower you entirely, Melissa. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sweet_dani_rotm 2006-04-05 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I like the pink. Just a self inserted opinion as I wander around. But I like it. (Reply to this) (Thread)