Alan Shore ([info]alan_shore) wrote,
2006-03-15 22:48:00
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How could this have escaped my notice?

In other news, Melissa was kind enough to gift me with some flowers. Is daycare among our services here?

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[info]hoyt_woodrow

March 16 2006, 04:27:08 UTC 6 years ago

Isn't it a little early to order Christmas cards?

[info]alan_shore

March 16 2006, 04:33:24 UTC 6 years ago

Yes. On the other hand, for those of us forced to eke out an existence on a police officer's miserable salary, they're probably less expensive this time of year.

...is there a reason you're asking?

[info]hoyt_woodrow

March 16 2006, 15:08:21 UTC 6 years ago

Just making sure I'm still on your list.

[info]alan_shore

March 16 2006, 23:23:27 UTC 6 years ago

Have you done anything that would give me reason to cross you off?

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[info]brad_chase

March 16 2006, 04:37:17 UTC 6 years ago

Just the uplifing message our profession needs.

[info]alan_shore

March 16 2006, 04:40:23 UTC 6 years ago

Thirty dollars gets you a print. The site charges ten, but I need incentive to continue my artistic pursuits.

[info]alan_shore

March 18 2006, 03:41:16 UTC 6 years ago

I took the liberty of creating a poster more appropriate to your office.

[info]brad_chase

March 18 2006, 05:10:41 UTC 6 years ago

I'm not paying you.

[info]alan_shore

March 18 2006, 06:06:08 UTC 6 years ago

I'll consider it another favor owed.

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[info]jon_r_meyers

March 16 2006, 07:29:32 UTC 6 years ago

Can't even disagree with you.

[info]alan_shore

March 16 2006, 23:25:36 UTC 6 years ago

No; that would require thought.

[info]jon_r_meyers

March 16 2006, 23:29:48 UTC 6 years ago

No, disagreeing would require lying and being illusional about my own ethics.

[info]alan_shore

March 17 2006, 00:03:49 UTC 6 years ago

You're capable of doing all that without thought?

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[info]kara_marie

March 16 2006, 11:01:39 UTC 6 years ago


Woah, Alan Shore! Even in your professional head shot you're looking kind of... weathered. Like, BAGS. I can only imagine how bad those bags must be WITHOUT MAKEUP.

:-(

You should try this book I'm reading. I bet it could help with that!

[info]alan_shore

March 17 2006, 00:32:55 UTC 6 years ago

You've seen me without makeup, Kara Keating, and somehow managed to avoid running screaming from the room. Imagination isn't necessary.

With the weathering? I thought that was Photoshop's intended purpose.

[info]kara_marie

March 17 2006, 00:37:41 UTC 6 years ago


You've obviously been working WAY too hard. You look TERRIBLE.

You should try these books I'm reading!!!

[info]alan_shore

March 17 2006, 00:53:35 UTC 6 years ago

Try them as what?

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[info]elizabeth_jacks

March 16 2006, 22:16:41 UTC 6 years ago

Email

Dear Mr. Alan,
Please do not use hot pink on campaign posters. It makes you look like gay boy.

Did you get nose job? Oh, and picture makes you look confused, or like you need to go to potty.

Nice tie.

Sincerely,
Elizabeth Rose Jacks

PS. Have you been dieting? You look skinny in picture.

[info]alan_shore

March 17 2006, 00:52:35 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Email

Dear Elizabeth,

My campaign posters will feature nothing but red, white and blue. That should win me the French vote.

No, I've never had a nose job. I suppose I'll take that as a compliment. The picture is of me looking innocent.

Thank you. Have you thought about making your own poster?

Sincerely,
Alan Shore

P.S. Hot pink is slimming.

[info]elizabeth_jacks

March 17 2006, 03:01:54 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Email

Dear President Shore,

French people can't vote for our President. They can't even make French fries.

Ummmm. No.

I made two! One is serious, one is silly.

Your voting friend,
Elizabeth Rose Jacks

PS. Yes, but is still gay.

[info]melissa_hughes_

March 16 2006, 23:47:03 UTC 6 years ago

And don't forget there is a BIG ass bouquet where those came from. *winks and resumes typing*

[info]alan_shore

March 17 2006, 00:18:58 UTC 6 years ago

I wouldn't want to deflower you entirely, Melissa.

[info]sweet_dani_rotm

April 5 2006, 00:38:37 UTC 6 years ago

I like the pink.

Just a self inserted opinion as I wander around. But I like it.

[info]alan_shore

April 5 2006, 02:01:38 UTC 6 years ago

Thank you. Feel free to compliment me any time you like.

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April 5 2006, 02:03:58 UTC 6 years ago

I'll do that.

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